Recent reviews by Crazysissen

Looking past the overemphasis placed on the botched launch, delayed release, and troubled development, this is an amazing game filled to the brim with style. Environments are gorgeous, characters are interesting, the world is interesting, sidestories and quests are engaging, and gameplay is rewarding.
You scarcely need the NASA supercomputer required for it to look good, you're still going to have a good time.

Slow breathing
"Okay, I've got this. Everything is fine."

~ 5 minutes later ~

At least 30 employees brutally murdered, sprinkle on 10 executed by the manager, 1/4 of the facility transformed into bees and 1/4 of the facility breaking down and getting sucked into a black hole.

"Manager is everything alright?"

Sips vodka
"Everything is fine!"


I've really fallen in love with this vastly underappreciated game as of late. One of the most panic-inducing and fun management games in recent years, where however much you might think that everything is fine, nothing is ever fine! There is always an element of mystery and problem-solving layered underneath the brutal manslaughter from which the game gets it's charm. You never know what the gigantic black bird with fifty eyes will do to the poor schmuck you shove into it's containment unit until you give it a try.

Incredible atmosphere, I rate 11/10 would replay just one more time.

8/8 would r8 8 again m8

Imagine combining these games:
Oregon Trail
Nyan Cat lost in space
Enter the Gungeon
Contra
and Galiga

Add to that a deciliter of madness
A pitch of buffalos
A tablespoon of wtf
And maybe some bandits, unicorns, underwater buffalos, space buffalos, upside down buffalos and the name of your bff next to the text "fought his/her inner demons"

11/10 IGN