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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing. Imagine seeing Himari at night, catching her wheelchair by surprise, turning it around to see her shocked face, only for it to turn into an embarrassed crimson red as she realizes what's about to happen to her. You put your hands on her legs, about to lift them up, only to realize that her body is frail and fragile, and yet so elegant, so charming, so graceful... so alluring... You get frustrated because you want to be rough with her, but you just can't because you don't want to hurt her. You can't help but feel like her heavenly body was made for the sole purpose of teasing you. Unable to bear it anymore, you forcefully lift up her legs and put them over your shoulders, only to hear a short shriek of pain. Realizing what you did, you immediately looked up to apologize to her, praying to the God that Decagrammaton seeks in the hope that she would forgive you. But as you raise your head, what you see is not a face of horror, disappointment, or anguish, but a smile so divine that you thought she was a student belonging to Trinity. Absolutely entranced by her beauty, you struggle as best you can to utter an apology, but you are abruptly stopped by Himari putting her finger on your lips. She then whispers to you, "It's alright, Sensei. Please be rough with me." All your senses dissipate; the only thing remaining is your insatiable lust for Akeboshi Himari. No longer caring if what you're about to do would hurt her anymore, you start to go to town with her like a wild beast about to devour its prey. Everything around you matters no longer, for the name Himari is the only thing that echoes within your mind. However, deep down, you know what you're doing is wrong, and you know you have to stop; your senses are slowly returning, and they're about to slap you awake. Just as you are close to waking up to your senses, the sound of Himari moaning combined with the sound of her wheelchair rocking back and forth created a scenario so lewd it rendered all your senses ineffective. A scenario so lewd that even Hanako couldn't even hope to dream of. You finally let it out inside her some time of passionate love and gazed at the beautiful starry sky above, thinking how lovely they are. But as you look down, you realize that there is already a star in front of you—a star more beautiful, more dazzling, and shine more brilliantly than any you've ever laid eyes upon. It was none other than Akeboshi Himari, the genius bishoujo hacker of Millennium. You move your head close to hers, embarrassed, as if to give her a passionate kiss. A kiss filled with your deepest love for her and her alone. Finally, as your lips depart from hers, you lean close to her ears and whisper your confession, "Himari, I love you." Her face was once again painted crimson. But this time, rather than embarrassment, it was happiness. "I love you as well, Sensei." She said, in response to your confession. A sense of joy rushes through your entire body. Unable to contain it, you give her a tight hug, and Himari gives you a hug in return. When you both finally return to your senses, it is already late at night, and decided you both should go back. But returning together would only raise unnecessary suspicions, so you both bid goodbye and go the opposite way. But before you make a turn, you decide to glance back at Himari, and you see her glancing back at you with a gentle smile on her face. Both are well aware that this glance communicated far more than any words could and that this night will be remembered fondly by both you and Himari.
Posted 3 July.
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10.2 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
inhale my dong enragement child
Posted 23 May.
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9.6 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
so much fear & hunger in these dungeons
Posted 2 May.
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0.0 hrs on record
Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Yuuka?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.
If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.
If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.
Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.
Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.
Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.
Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.
Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.
If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.
Posted 24 April.
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16.4 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This company is very lethal
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
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4.4 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Esta noche oscura
Te tortura la locura
Procura estar a mi altura
Aunque es baja tu estatura
Tartamudas ante el miedo
Que genero en el momento
Que aparezco entre las sombras
Y en tu mente me conecto
Ven victima mía
Siente mi presencia
No luches por tu vida
Y se parte de mi esencia
Con decencia me escabullo
Y aparezco detrás tuyo
Huye todo lo que quieras
Porque yo siempre te escucho
¿Tu eres Jeff The Killer?
Tu vida pende de un hilo
Mientras te cortas la cara
Yo te agarro y te aniquilo
Has requerido
Ser traumado para ser un asesino
Cuando yo toda mi vida
Miles de almas he obtenido
Soy Slenderman
Y puedo cambiar de forma
Te conformas si te digo
Que tu cara es espantosa
Llevo la maldad
Y la expando a tu alrededor
No requiero fuego y cúter
Para causarte terror
Tu Siempre me vigilas
Creo que primero
Unos ojos necesitas
Veo que has notado
Que soy sumamente guapo
Pero no me envidies
Tu eres eh ¿Alto?
Voy a ser sincero
No quiero esta riña
No voy a batallar con un
Flaco que roba niñas
Eres tan malvado
Eres tan entomófilo
Espera la palabra que busco
Es PEDOFILO!
Crees que esos tentáculos
Te hacen aterrador
Pokebola ve te elijo
A ti Bulbazor
Supongo que jamás
Rosaste el filo de la muerte
Mala suerte la tuya
El placer es excelente
Necesito un cuchillo
Y mucha gente ejecutar
Mientras tu esperas
En el bosque pa' niños asustar
Colocando notitas
Con dibujos sin un fin
Ja solo te diré
GO TO SLEEP!
Posted 20 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
A lot of people say that the online is trash and it takes like a life to play.
But it wasn't a problem for me, oh "I Love Milfs" if you are here, GGs, you beat my ass
Posted 17 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
The ghost drained 50% of my battery in 40 minutes.
Now Im scared, I have a picture with some cute anime girls, and 50% of battery charge.
Posted 16 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.3 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Snow White best girl
Posted 13 June, 2022.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
stop 🛑 posting about among us 🧑‍🚀 i’m tired 😓 of seeing 👁 it my friends 👯 on tiktok ⏰ send me memes on discord 🤖 it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes i was in a server right and all the channels are just among us 🧑‍🚀 stuff i showed my champion 🏆 underwear 🩲 to hajime 🤤 and the logo i flipped 🔁 it and said “hey hajime 🥵 when the underwear 🩲 sus” AGAHAHAHAHA ding 🛎 ding 🛎 ding 🛎 ding 🛎 ding 🛎 ding 🛎 ding 🛎 di di ding 🛎 i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked 👀 at a trash can 🗑 i said “that’s a bit 🤏 SUSSY” i looked👁 at my penis 🌭 i think 🤔 of the astronaut’s 🧑‍🚀 helmet ⛑ and i go “penis 🌭 more like peenSUS” AGAHAHGAHAHAHA
Posted 10 December, 2021.
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