Ate my pants, 12/10 experience, would pant diff again!

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First off, let me start off by saying that my first impressions were great for this hotel. After the first night is when things got terribly uncomfortable. My wife woke up the next morning with bites all over her legs. We were not sure what they were or where they came from. As the weekend continued they did not go away seemed to progress. Long story short, we came to the assumption that there were bed bugs in our room. I contacted the GM (James) who conveniently passed off the responsibility to his AGM (Maggie) who had been on the job for 3 days. Clearly, this was not a top priority for James. In addition, the cleaning lady (Consuela) was very intrusive of our privacy; intruding into our room on several occasions! Finally, the shower water came out brown and and smelt of sulfur and death. The smell of death was probably attributed to the fact that there were several dead rats found under our mattress. If I could give this review 0/5 stars I would. NEVER STAY HERE!!!!

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

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