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Steam Quote Extension 2:
"Freddie Maori singing Bohemian Maoridy with his Christian pastor slightly crooked finger" - GSH

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𒅋 𒌓 𒍪 𒌝 𒊏 𒊏 𒋗 𒌒 𒋾 𒄿 𒆷 𒁴

KOCHAM HERBATĘ - u mirin brah
tynoniewiemjaktamtwoja szmaciura jebana zrogowaciala niedzwiedzica co sie kurwi pod mostem za wojakaisiadakurwanabutleodvanishaikurwewtaczcepijanawozilipoosiedluwieszo co chodzi mnie nie przegadasz bo mi sperme z paly zjadasz frajerze zrogowacialy frajerska chmuro chuj ci na matule i jebac ci starego
Currently Offline
mam to w dupie
Events: Draw Game (Rematch) 14/03/2022.

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* Mulch Patch *

* Bedtime *

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Ancient History Quotes
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"Gotta go fix the toilet" - GSH
"Raspberry rat on a stick" - CL
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Steam Quotes
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"It's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You are intrigued but it's bad." - Giant Sock Hat
"What does Darth Vader use when he wants to build something illegal? The Anakins Cookbook!" - Copper Legs
"mmmmMMmMMMM Yoba you are" - Giant Sock Hat
"The omniscient and omnipotent coin decides all" - Copper Legs
"It's surprising how many chins you can make when you put your mind to it" - Giant Sock Hat
"I guess you became
Cuphead" - Copper Legs
"zambuiy fwutz" - Copper Legs and Giant Sock Hat
"Nerd World"
"What the ♥♥♥♥♥ an A.M" - Giant Sock Hat
“If I could dance in the air I would”
“Fraid not ♥♥♥♥♥” - Giant Sock Hat
“Its like aids, you cant it twice so you might aswell ♥♥♥♥ everybody” - Copper Legs
“I call dibs on mandingo” - Giant Sock Hat
"I saw your arse" (melodically key: fizzy fizza) - Copper Legs
“Spit biccy” - Copper Legs
“I will r**e you” - Copper Legs
Intermission: Coppers legs and giant sock hat have talked a load of ♥♥♥♥ at 9:36 precisely on the 20th October 2018 that I couldnt be arsed to write. Yours truly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
"damn bro i really cant breathe up in this ♥♥♥♥♥" - GF
"I hope someone with epilepsy raids us" Copper Legs
"Checking for traps along the way" - Grog
"Yours looks like more of a bellend than mine does" - GSH
"Take another step and Weinstein.... I'M IN JEW JAIL" - GSH
"Which c**t... which f**k?" - Copper Legs
"I don't even care anymore, I just want to troll g**s" - GSH
Intermission:
Burger King Drive Thru that only sells Plywood, visited by various characters of the cartoon descent. Special offer, buy any more than 1 piece of plywood and receive only 1 piece of plywood. That is all.
"Did you know that when Sikh's die they shrivel into their turbans and get replanted and grow into trees" -GSH
"Sikhy nando's" - GSH
"We're spitting on Jason Bourne cause hes a fog monkey" - CL
"*stares for 10 minutes* I see a new colour... weed" - CL
"That may have been the gayest thing we've ever done" - Copper Legs 21/03/2021 00:06
"Try warm milk? I can't think of much else"
"When I garner the courage"
"Kim, to be honest, looks like a man" - Bigfoot (secnuanua)
"Geezer takes off his fingers and starts nubbin a bird" - GSH
"Is that a guitar under your desk? Because I might have to start tuning it with my mouth" - GSH
"You just got 0wned by the Cobble Cockblocker" -GSH
"Oo oo come get da stew" - Year 10 GSH
"She needs to cut her cals, not her arms fat ♥♥♥♥♥" - GSH
"Is doo doo plural? ... I bid you adieu good sir" - GSH
"It's fecal matter, I ain't gonna lie to ya" - CL
"When I said I was going AA I meant Ant Arms... im gettin surgery” - GSH
"He said he was sorry" says Copper Legs,
"I don't care if he's the descendant of Davy Jones" replied Giant Sock Hat.
"First off *clap*, grow some hair" - Hypothetical 13 year old GSH and CL

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dylans fat and gay
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You make her gag by the size, I make her gag by the smell. We are not the same
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Events: Draw Game Rematch Again 14/03/2023
Dylans PC regains consciousness via a guitar tuner battery (16/02/2023)
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Steam Profile Quotes Extension:
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"Move it or lose it ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm gettin Cobalt" - GSH
"Remember that... don't remember that" - GSH
“Lifes as futile as a banana” - Dream GSH

The second incarnation of the drawer game was thwarted by the 1/10 of the Windows logo thus the game has to be postponed.

Deepest apologies,
GSH and CL

*Looks at the grapes* “ahhh cherries” - GSH in Tesco
“So I thought to myself, something or other” - also GSH in Tesco moments after.
"Each second you dont show me those tittys you lose your seat in the car, okay you in the back, okay you’re in the boot, okay you’re on the bus, okay you’re walking, okay i ran out it doesn't get worse than walking" - GSH
"It's a skip alarm" - GSH
"48 thousand dollars in taxes" - GSH and CL
"I'm boutta bust out the arabic wonder pets" - GSH
"I'm feeling predisposed to some hob behaviour" - CL
(mind erased) "Woahh I'm a little ♥♥♥♥" - CL
*imaginary Philosophy lesson* “Is this about the ham?” - GSH
“On my computer I think my hat” - CL
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise jars" - Jaidon and Hans (GSH and CL)
"♥♥♥♥♥ Clowder, chaps" - GSH
"Call me a gundulance" /
"It was either Martin Luther King Jr, Julius Caesar or Don Cheadle" - GSH
"I'm gonna kill myself an IKEA bag full of doorknobs and smash myself in the face" - CL
"Wait is the Pope Catholic? I'm Eastern Orthodox now" - GSH
"I'm geographically r***ing you" - CL
"Saturdays are for the boys" - CL
"We're one off losing the plural" - GSH
"Senior Nob" - GSH
"Have you?" - CL
"Beatle cane" - GSH
"That just implies that you're a bender" - GSH
"Yaw hota wota botuw isa redy" - CL and GSH
"Darling I, ne" - ?

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Steam Quotes Guestbook:
"Thats why i hate school you stupid not understanding anything ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - DJ
"You're not thinking of ordering food are you? says Giant Sock Hat
Did George Floyd get choked? replies DJ." - DJ first Steam Profile Quote 13/08/2020 01:20
"WE ARE IN THE SAME HOOOOOOOOUSE" - 3 Romanian's on CS:GO
"When you realised this isnt your daddys ♥♥♥ but actual milkshake" -DJ
"Never take another mans heroin" - FC
"My ass cheeks just clapped" - FC
"The Cocktor" - FC
"Is she still on about them sausages" - FC
"Life's like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it, the bread always come first" – FC
"My feelings are sad" - DJ
“I wonder how my livers doing” says GSH
“*cries in nathan*” says DJ
“Where you swimming to?” says GSH
“To no ass ♥♥♥♥♥ night” replies DJ
"Looks like i'm gonna have to go back on the sausage sandwich diet" - GSH in FC's Zombie Dream
“I didn’t know you could scratch a frog” - DJ
“The closest thing we got to cake is bread and we barely have that” - FC
"We got Jeff the Legend, David the GOAT and Ace the ♥♥♥♥" - DJ, FC, GSH
"It was either the random or the killer" - DJ
"You three clown bastard" - YT/UB
"Are you debil?” - SB
„Yeah, I know what dzięki is, your janky ass hairline” - FC
“Ooo…berries” - NPC
“Nasrałem na żabe” - SB
“Do you want an orange?” - DJ
"Idę do dobra" - DJ
"My mans chillin on a balcony, what is he a bird?" - GC
"Bozaar has post nut clarity" - FC
"Goofy ahh i could see you all this timeee" - DJ
"What are you guessing?" - "I'm guessing something I guess" - DJ
"My arse is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - BH
"Very kurasha" (Ready for Action) - BH
"No weź they actually smell like cheese" - DJ
"Heyfish I want some tubey cream" - DJ
"Bro pulled out the blunderbuss" - FC
*Italian accent* "Bolaliło" - DJ
"In Jaidons balls calendar thats like a month" - DJ
"Doodoo zaza" - DJ
"Is that a steam quote? Did it make it as a steam quote" - DJ
"Ahh looking at the oral pleasures my friends? I called this poison and a man nearly had a stroke" - The Security Guard in the Nisa Local
"Żabomniałem (I frogot)" – Unknown
"You work in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ card shop" - DJ
"Rubblegum" - DJ

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Mental 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am 
-rep i chased 5 gens but he didnt even take a hit and left directly
Dooklay 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22pm 
Cute guy, bought me bad rats
Pingas 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm 
hey sexy lady
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mirin
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+Rep ROOTBEEER
PROTECTOR LEADER 28 Nov, 2024 @ 1:26pm 
+rep nice guy would suck off happily :)