"I think you should fight someone much, MUCH smaller."
-Heavy Weapons Guy, Team Fortress 2, a Half-Life 2 engine game, available on Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and on Mac, Personal Computer, and Linux utilizing Steam, an innovative gaming distribution software, licensed property of Valve Software, owned by GaBAN, our Eternal Lord and Savior, spreader of Dailys and taker of Steam Funds, may he be forever worth the weight, the weight of all the virtual lives you take with every game that is, it's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up when you think about it, here we are killing real players for amusement, and it's treated as the norm, sure they're only pixels but those are real people behind the controls, anyways getting off track, where were we, oh ♥♥♥♥ I think I forgot to add the trademark holders of everything, I will do it now, GaBAN is watching, Xbox 360 (trademarked by Microsoft Systems), Playstation 3 (trademarked by Sony Entertainment), and special thanks to Nintendo for bei- [THIS DESCRIPTION IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE DUE TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM BY NINTENDO. SORRY ABOUT THAT. USER WAS BANNED FOR VIOLATING NINTENDO COPYRIGHT LAW. LAWYERS ARE DESCENDING UPON HIS UNWORTHY CARCASS AS WE SPEAK. PLEASE UNDERSTAND]