Recent reviews by Cpt. Richard Chaser

I absolutely hate this game.


5 stars.

Honestly almost worth it for the writing alone - let alone the play style!

An absolute amazingly themed, turn-based 'puzzle' game. Wholeheartedly recommend it.

My allegiance is to Super Earth, TO DEMOCRACY!

I'm 7 hours in. Incredibly rough around the edges. When the first one launched in EA, it was more polished than this. This is leagues away from being finished.

The sound design is honestly awful. It feels like a last minute afterthought to get the game out the door - the volume, direction and general quality of the audio is dire.

Your camera will constantly clip through things. The new inventory system has some slight improvement on the old one, but then loses out by having zero quick access keys (you can open a mini-inventory which is cool, but there's no like 1/2/3 hotswap buttons to quickly get a tool out).


Graphically, yes, the game looks cool - but that's not difficult to do in this day and age. I've not had any major performance issues bar the odd stutter in a transition.

Almost cried within 5 minutes of playing, even just as a 1v1.

You definitely need friends to play this right now as the playerbase is *incredibly* small, but if a Twitch streamer or someone picks this up it'll be an absolute blast. Don't sleep on it.

Short - fun - hopefully riddled with an ARG that's teasing a new game - but who knows!

Had a lot of fun with this, even as a single-player. None of the challenges are too difficult to be achieved alone, you just have to have a lot of perseverance!

Honk'd at a kid enough times he fell over and ate ♥♥♥♥ - would 10/10 terrorise him with a friend again.

An amazing all-areas backstage access pass to the history of Valve and the projects they've worked on over the last decade. It definitely provides some hope for the future - and hopefully some changes to Valve that'll stick with it for the future.


A definitely recommended read for any Valve fans - great work by Geoff and co. for developing a fantastic experience.

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