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( . .)
( づ🍪

I was gonna say something normal, but then I remembered you wrote a love letter to Jack Black while aggressively dehydrating yourself in public.
So now I’m just here, blushing, mildly concerned, and wondering if I should start doing squats while whispering your name into a milkshake.
Do you always have this effect on people?

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⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣰⠋⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀
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⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠀
⠀⠙⠦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠂⠀⢀⣀⡤⠞⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠁Herrroooo

if anything.. you're the clone.. check our dates.

∧,,,∧ ~ ┏━━━━━━━━┓
( ̳• · • ̳) ~ ♡ You’re purrfect ♡
/ づ ~ ┗━━━━━━━━┛

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⠀⠙⠦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠂⠀⢀⣀⡤⠞⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Boo!!!

UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE
████████████████] 98%

I got banned from my cinema because of this movie. I have never seen such an inspiring, fulfilling piece of CINEMA. To say this movie is a masterpiece is a SEVERE understatement.

Now, as aforementioned, I got banned from my cinema due to this film, as I quite frankly could not handle this overwhelming experience, so I just HAD to whip out my veiny ahh dih💔. Throughout the film, I was absolutely DEMOLISHING my meat, climaxing extremely frequently, and finishing COUNTLESS times. I was especially aroused when Jack black said "I am steve", emptying GALLONS of my viscous fluid.

Overall, ♾️/10 movie, if I could rate more I would. Original storyline, spiritual storyline, and a gun cast.

Absolute cinema✋️👴🤚

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍒ɞ˚‧｡⋆

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡿⠗⠀⠠⠄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢶⣶⡄
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⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣂⡠⠊⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

/) /) ~ ~┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
( •-• ) ~ ♡ Hi There Weirdo♡
/づづ ~ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

UR THE CLONE

ayo, what she mean by that

he took my ice cream and ate it right in front of me while I was cuffed and gagged

Rim my world <3<3

You can jerk him off👈🏻🗣️

And I can jerk him off👉🏻🗣️🗣️

AND WE ALL JERK OFF IN A CIRCLE, JERK ⭕⭕⭕⭕🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥👹👹

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I'm going to touch you.

You just sit in your room all day smoking skanky ass smoking weed and gooning your micro ♥♥♥♥ to femboy hentai. What a sad day it was when you crawled out of the abortion bucket. If only when you were ejaculated out of your dad’s ♥♥♥♥ and balls, you when straight into the sock or better yet, flushed down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But even a virgin ass ♥♥♥♥♥ boi like you can become a sigma. That’s right. For only $99.99 paid by the fortnight and your mom’s telegram you can gain full access to the Secrets of the Sigma. Why, thou ponders, would I give such information at such a bargain? Well, you see, I’ve ascended past sigma. Oh yes. There is something greater, a power only obtained by reaching deep into oneself and drawing the inner potential. That’s right. I’ve ascended… TO SKIBIDI SIGMA!!!!!!

My ass is big

So I'm a guy but has a slightly big booty and I'm embarrassed. In college days guys teased me that if given an option they would select my ass.
How to overcome this loss of confidence issue?


Edit PS:Guys please I'm not gay so don't try to hit me. My DMs are flooded with guys asking for Favour.

thank you kind stranger

I would like to offer you a glass of water.

Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.

❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
- Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
7. Respect Daddy
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
>> 14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! *splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola* 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

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You be my maiden?

Thanks dad

hmmmm mmmm my favourite femboy

-rep you gay

60 year old pedo boomer

<3<3

had my steam page on this dudes account on my pc andy parents saw it, so they grounded me

gg broh love you no ♥♥♥♥