+rep iceland guy

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

de ce te cheama sicran cuaie?

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Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without
betraying my cool exterior?

"The X-Files: Squeeze"

Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...
Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned, what?

"The X-Files: Deep Throat"
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Salutare frate!
Din cate am vazut, activitatea ta este foarte generoasa in ultimii 5 ani. Asa ca te invit in campania noastra de steam pentru a creea harta de_afara.
Inscrie-te acum doar la adresa de email : namvazutsoarele@inultimii.5ani .
Va asteptam cu drag.

Objectively speaking, penises look better.
Imagine this scenario:
An alien has just arrived on earth. In front of him are two naked humans. One is female, one is male. His home planet has sent him on a mission to have oral sex with one of these human beings. Which one do you think he would choose?
Vaginas:
- Look like a hole that's been stuffed with deli meat
-Secrete slimy liquids through out the day
-Have a smell and can be strong depended on menstrual cycle
-Bleed chunks of clumped blood for a few days each month
-Literally can be compared to an open wound
Penises:
-Nice aesthetic looking meat stick with a mushroom head on top
-No smells
-Feels good in your mouth
-In a flaccid state it just hangs there majestically
- Erect it looks strong and powerful
-Has a nice looking pouch on the bottom (the testicles) that compliments the overall aesthetics of the organ. I