Recent reviews by Cows Moo & Run

Good game. I'm bad at it. Play it.

The best idle game on the planet. There's always content to do that meets YOUR availability in the moment. whatever your desire is of a playtime session, the game has something for you. Got 2s? Log in and check some stuff. Got a few minutes, but can't pay a lot of attention? Can you play focused for an hour or so? The best idle games, and the best platform-agnostic games meet the player wherever they are and this game does that for you. The downsides to this game are shared across all games of this type, you can play how you want but if you want optimal strategies you need to read the Wiki. Still, for what it is, it's great. Play Melvor Idle.

A Poker-themed roguelike deckbuilder? In this economy? Localized entirely within my Steam library? It's more likely than you think.

FINISH IN HER or whatever they say

Hello kitten 🤭 come to w82 🌎 Varrock lodestone 🏰. Daddy has a surprise for you 😈😛😚 Put on that cosmetic override I like 🐈😳🥵. May I have this first follow dance?💃🕺 Look around , kitten 👀😅. You light my 🔥🥺 .. I lit these 🪵🔥🪵🔥🪵🔥🪵in a ♥️ shape for you. Would a pker do something like this for you? 😤 Never. 😡 Scum pkers are why I stay completely isolated in life except for you kitten 😔 It’s a choice forced on me by Jagex and pkers who ruin this beautiful game 🌄 🏞️ kill our free will and keep us apart kitten. Kitten? Where are you going? 😊Let me examine you …🧐 😏 Kitten? Where did you get that Dragon Dagger? You got that from that pker didn't you? Kitten don't be mad. 🎭Blow Kiss 😘Kitten … please don’t log out 😧😬😱

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Jade is a nice lady with ♥♥♥♥ to do.

cloying

Spent too long fiddling with Steam VR & Occulus LInk to get it to work. Refunded, went and played Alyx instead.

The gameplay loop of this roguelike is the most satisfying I've come across yet in the genre. Easy to pick up, hard to put down. It is simple, straightforward, challenging, and fun. Mechanics and choices are clearly displayed, which make ramping up as a new player pretty easy. It took me years to actually listen to the people in my life telling me to buy this game. If I had listened earlier, I would have a better job, make more money, have better sex, and be happier overall. Buy Slay the Spire.