Cowshwitz noun
Cow·shwitz \ ˈkau̇sh-wits \

1 a : A darkly absurd entity conjured from the unholy union of bovine innocence and cold authoritarian energy.
1 b : A chaotic force moo-ving through online lobbies with quiet menace and a thousand-yard stare.

Synonyms: udder menace, beef overlord, heifer of havoc
See also: tactical grazing, moo-litocracy, existential bovine dread