As I effortlessly freed my corneas and exposed Euro Truck Simulator 2's collection of rods and cones to the flowing rays of sunlight this ante meridiem, a simple proverb rippled throughout my central nervous system like a message in a bottle, lost at sea. "He who first votes for the noose is the first to deserve the noose." You might dismiss such a substantial epiphany as puerile or perhaps vacuous at best, but I must assure you that such a colloquialism sojourns itself at an opportune place and time, for these years that we live in, decades of strife and ceaseless antagonism, remind us of life's fleeting mortality. If there are consequences to be cultivated, one must assume that such a rich environment parents these delinquencies with the ease of an artist flicking his silver-haired brush upon canvas. But alas, such thoughts were not meant to be, and soon the modus operandi shifted throughout dissemination as if it were a field of broken glass.

I recall a time when I was a young boy of eight years, enjoying the simple life of youthful bliss. Although my mind grew with each influence of outside stimuli, its cells could not mature fleetingly sufficient to understand the commonwealth of mitigating factors beloved of mine outside universe. A tenet soon developed in my doughty sanctum declaring such vagaries would never become a fait accompli. I immediately proscribed these inimical anathemas which invariably led to such perfidy, knowing these actions would result in a much more grandiloquent and harmonious existence.

A wise man once said "he who first votes for the noose is the first to deserve the noose," but to an uninitiated shaveling, such advice falls upon deaf ears.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 is a relaxing game and fun to play, I guess.