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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 3:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 3:41am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 9:08am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:42am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:38am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 2:33am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 2:59am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 10:10am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 4:24am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:31am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 10:24am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 10:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 2:01am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:39am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2014 @ 11:24pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 6:03am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 6:47am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 10:14am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 6:57am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 2:43am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 4:15am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 6:14am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 3:59am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 10:20am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 5:15am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 6:16am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:47am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 2:12am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 9:13am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 5:56am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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