Do you like creepy people telling you their life story because you said "Hello" to them?

Do you like traveling across 44 km^2 of in-game terrain to risk your life to find these creepy cardboard facsimiles of human beings's favorite bar of soap because they hold tremendous sentimental value?

Do you like deep combat systems that can be as complicated as smashing the attack button to see if Your Stat Numbers are higher than Their Stat Numbers?

Do you enjoy a mod community that dedicates 50% of their effort towards sexualizing characters or making them outright ♥♥♥♥?

Then wipe your d*ck dry and change your fruit of the looms, this game's for you!