It's a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe even two
It’s a wonderful day to start a gang
Made of me and you

When Christmas comes
Everybody’s having fun
And no one’s ever expecting
That a heist is being brewed

It’s a wonderful day to hit a store
Everything’s up for grabs (and I mean everything!)
And even when you think you’re done, well
Go back and get some more bags (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ton of bags!)

And just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is Payday too!