Three years ago I was sent by my company to attend a French course in Bordeaux for five weeks, with everything paid for me. A model employee as I was, I did not attend a single class and instead I toured around southern France, visited some of the finest wineries, treated myself only the most exquisite of French cuisine everyday, and generally had a wonderful time. Five weeks later when I got back, nobody realised that my French was still absolutely atrocious and from then I just pretended to be the Francophone of the team. Every time I was asked to show my French skills I'd just utter some gibberish and look confident. Thankfully, I was never in a situation where I had to deal with a Frenchman as they previously expected me to. The company has since gone out of business, and I have taken up a different career.

I don't know what all these have to do with this game. It just makes me reminisce about that summer.

Good game though.