Recent reviews by ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

this ♥♥♥♥ sucks so bad i'd rather have sex with my dad than ever play it again.

Garbage.

i would let claire do a reverse ♥♥♥♥ into my front-butt

I played eight hours of this game, it is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A good concept that was implemented poorly.

core problems:
-no ability to restart
-constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs (book flies everywhere out of bounds)
-missing a real settings menu
-the range indicator (not the mechanic itself, but why the ♥♥♥♥ does it hide your progress thru the current word?)
-story feels like it was tacked on 20 minutes before launch. Why even have this? It just slows the player down and ruins the pacing.
-writing (or what little there is) is garbage. The use of 'fusrodah' in this game is just embarrasing.
-extremely short
-replayability limited to fighting for the leaderboards.
-inherently unfun.


I wanted to enjoy this game, but ultimately it's a frustrating experience. If you want a typing game, just go grab typing of the dead. If you want a bullet hell, play Ikaruga. If you want to play this, just don't instead. it's in no way worth $15.