Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's
the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city
with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who
prefer daffodils and no wonder.
(Mort)
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If you're constantly being mistreated, you're cooperating with the treatment.
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I'm not a level-headed person... -- Bruce Perens
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On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT
-- Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com
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Brian: Peter, are you sure, you've never had much luck telling jokes. [Flash Back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns]
Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe. [Apes ♥♥♥♥ shotguns]
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gg amiguinho wall

+rep trader, you are nice dude :) thank you :O

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