let's do more

nice person

smooth moves, let's play another round, don't forget to add me!

How'd Kotaro pass? We were buddies at Mililani

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

Who's ready for an epic win?

Epic gaming session? Yes, please!

had a random thought at 5:36 am remembering the time that we cooked steaks at your house... those were the days man

rip <3

mannnnn just came back to this because the new comment notification, cant believe I can literally see myself grow up with you in this comment section from almost 10 years ago when I was just entering middle school and now im about to graduate university in less than a year </3 RIP

friendly mate

RIP homie u were a real one

bro stop playin ya aint dead lemme hear your music pls

but seriously man i miss you...

What happened to KO? I'm sorry for being blunt about this, but I was just reading a very nice comment they left on my profile from 2015.

rip <3 your two year anniversary is coming up :( love and miss you homie

This physically hurt my heart

its been over 5 months and i stil cant accept that youre gone. you were my best friend and some of my favorite memories were made with our 3 am podcasts and stuff. its been hard without you man. i just wish i could speak to you one more time. i love and miss you so much, and I hope that wherever you are, you miss me too.
-jacob

R.I.P. bro, hope you're having fun up there

Just re-read your comment from 2015. I hope all is good for you my friend. You left such a nice comment, and while I do not have time to map anymore, I have a project in limbo. I need to just dedicate time and finish it!

Could you give me some tips on where could I find my lost turtle?

Actually Mr. Gibbs, you are right on time! With the help of B.I.T.C.H. (Beautiful Interelationship of Turtles Cucking Humans), governments around the world have been helping out the turtles of their countries by building things like schools, parks, houses, and recreational centers. You might have heard of the growing popularity of things like "Bring your Turtle to Work Day" and the sudden resurgence of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with today's youth.

So what I'm really trying to say is to wipe off your turtle's tears, get outside and bring that reptar to a park! It'll be able to meet many more mates and will hopefully make a friend :D

Hope you are having a merry holiday season too mate and I hope things are going well for your end! Love from Hawaii, and enjoy yourself!

IM BACK AGAIN FOR THE CHRISTMAS CHECKUP FOR MY TURTLE I AM AN HOUR AND 49 MINUTES LATE AS ITS NOW THE 26TH IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA BUT IM SURE YOU CAN MAKE ADJUSTMENTS JUST THIS ONE TIME

ANYWAY I FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS AND MY TURTLE CRIED!! WTF?!?!?!

its also finally accepted that there is life out side of the A U S T R A L I A N F E D E R A L P O L I C E but still very depressed as it doesn't have many friends :((((( what do u suggest i do

ITS BEEN A GREAT 2 YEARS OF TURTLE CHECK UPS AND STUFF MAN I WISH U ALL THE BEST THESE HOLIDAYS AND STAY SAFE!!!!

(ill be back in April for another regular check up)

HAHAAAAAAAAAA KOTARO I FOUND YOU











MY FRIGGIN N WORD

whats a turtle?

Your turtle has probably experienced a lot of physical and psychological pain while in the field. Some research suggests that police officers commit suicide at a higher rate than other groups. Interview surveys demonstrate that police stress reduces the quality of family life.

What I am trying to say is that you should bring your turtle to the party, but blindfold it and put it in a box in the corner of the room. So while the turtle can tell there is fun going on, it is saddened by the fact that it is trapped and blinded in a box. After a while, take the turtle out and photograph it in embarrasing positions in ways that could ruin it's social and job life. This is emits emotions in the turtle and makes it realize that life is more than things on the force and it should have fun. You should never do this is a human though, as it is illegal and our brains works differently. Christmas should also be fun for the turtle, so I'll await your December checkup, have fun!

-Turtle Professional

HI!!!! IM BACK FOR MY TURTLE SEPTEMBER CHECK UP!!!!

OK SO ITS 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY AND WAS WONDERING IF MY TURTLE IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY CAPABLE OF ENJOYING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH ME AFTER SERVING SOMETIME WITH ME IN THE AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL POLICE.

KIND REGARDS,

COP

(will be back for christmas checkup)

Yes! There are many elite turtle squads in many police forces around the world, so it is totally viable. Many officers use them as tactical shields, shoulder pads and/or knee pads when roller skating, and even blunt objects when thrown at other people.

Just remember, turtles require more love and care than dogs, so you will have to replace a fellow officer when patrolling the streets. It might be dangerous because rather than having another human being you have a turtle, but with enough training you wont even notice a difference!

Hope this helps, and good luck with your new turtle officer!

AND I FORGOT TO ADD I WILL BE BACK ON SEPTEMBER FOR AN UPDATE, THANKS

HELLO!!!! I AM BACK FOR THE JUNE CHECK UP!

SO I HAVE RECENTLY PICKED UP A CAREER JOINING MY LOCAL POLICE FORCE AND WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TRAIN MY TURTLE TO JOIN ME AND REPALCE MY K9 UNIT INSTEAD?!?!?!

KIND REGARDS,

TURTLE LOVER WHO IS DEVOTED

like the new birb pfp

What the ♥♥♥♥ is a "Kotaro"!?

That's great to hear Gibbs! Sorry I haven't answered in quite a while, I was recently with a team of top scientists around the globe doing experiments on turtles, and I accidentally dropped a bottle of a disease called "Vaginismus". It's supposed to affect turtles during the summer times (so winter for you guys down under). When you get back, please update me with your turtles symptoms.

From your personal Turtle Professional, good luck.

Im back for the March check up!

Anyway i concreted the roof so my turtle cannot rise to heaven and leave me. I also sound proofed the aquarium so my turtle cannot dig his way out. Since then, ive noticed my turtles temperture to be quite stable. Thank you for the infomation and advice. I will come for my June checkup later on!

Kind Regards,
Devoted Turtle Lover

mate we won the game and i top fragged you chill

kid will que up with somebody and spin key afk -rep

Can I wash your windows?

happy new year

Ok thank you. I’ll be back at March! Also please enjoy your holiday as well and stay safe!

Do you have a roof with lights? Sometimes when a turtle tries to die and rise to heaven, some materials on the roof like oak wood or concrete prevents this, and they get stuck near the lights, which are pretty hot. Then when you come home to the turtle, it most likely teleports back to its aquatic environment you put it in, which might say why it's hot.

To why its temperature drops, check around for underground tunnels or mouse holes. It's a common problem that many reptile pets like iguanas, crocodiles, and turtles try to escape by digging tunnels into the cold underground, a survival instinct relating back to the Jurrasic Period.

Anyways I hope this helps, and have enjoy your Holidays!

its 5:45am 25th december in Australia that means christmas time which also means turtle check up time! My turtle seems to be showing signs of battling autism in its head!!!! I did isolate it for a while but it looked so depressed so i moved him back in. Otherwise im not sure why its temperature keeps rising and dropping! Thank you for your help in advance!

Are you okay?

you're awesome bro!!

You too Samuel.

Have a good Friday :D

oh ok thanks see you at christmas for my turtles check up :(

Autism is a serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact. So all you need to do to your turtle is isolate it from other turtles and any living species so it won't need to worry about communicating and interacting! Your turtle can then live it's happy life by itself until we can find a cure .

If we don't find the cure in time, your turtle will probably just die by itself, with no friends or anyone to talk to, probably depressed and diagnosed with some mental disorder, like autism. Then the cycle starts over, and over .

Heyyyy I was last here on the 20th of July and since then my turtle has developed autism :( I was wondering how to treat it in order to help it live a happy life :(

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