Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
ㅤ* If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
ㅤ* You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!