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I've played against cxrbt a few times in casual servers. He really is not as good as he claims he is. He may be a "Tournament player" But I decked this dude with the Texan Trickshot taunt. I did barely any strafing against cxrbt. This dude missed 5/6 shots as Scout on a nearly stationary target who did like quarter second strafes to "Dodge" just to see what he'd do and he still lost against noobs on Dustbowl. I've even dominated this guy twice while playing trolldier. So whenever he's on the enemy team I sorta just play weird to mess with him and it seems to really get under his skin. Missing 5/6 meatshots on a slow ass nearly stationary target shouldn't happen with the "Best TF2 player" on many occasions.

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