So heres the thing right, im here with my $4750 AWP that i just had to save 3 rounds to get... Now i go to A site on Fracture and i have clear visuals on enemy line down the middle, as im about to prefire Jett, this man comes bellowing down Drop with his monstrous, mammoth, tremendous 30inch Phallus swinging left to right, attracting every single eyeball that there is on the map. As my eyes SEALED on his colossal shaft, the enemy peeks and inserts a bullet in my head causing all my hard work to be for nothing. I advise anyone who plays with this man to NOT get close to his Trouser Snake as it will Haunt you for days. - From The Best Reyna Carry <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
+rep

the cutest patootie in the world

+rep nice guy, ggs <3

-rep, aims at the sky

+rep from faceit , mad guy , crazy aim