Recent reviews by Coolranch

Uh oh! You've been killed by another flashbanged 9 year old, firing an AWP aimlessly through a cloud of smoke.

Would you like to buy another skin?

I'm not going to bore you with what you already know. Instead I'll give you my personal evidence that this is a top tier game. My account says I only played it for 12 minutes, but I can honestly assure you in the least hipsterish way possible, that I probably put in 1000+ hours before many Steam users were born.

I have purchased Fallout four times in my life. The original boxed version when it was new. Then the regular jewel-case version so I had one to lend to a friend. Then the double-boxed version when 2 was released and now Steam. It's simply one of the best games ever made and will likely remain one of the best games ever made, forever.

If you ever wanted to know what the New World Order is planning to do with you (most people don't want to know) then check it out.

Yeah I wrote this review to finish the stupid Steam sale achievement thingy.. so what? I know you did it, too. Don't give me that look.

This game aint right.
Glorified ship builder.
Game essentially nonexistent.
Got it for $5, yet the Buyer's® Remorse™ burns deeply.

Do not buy.

8/8 would medit8 again