My name is Kirito-kun and I am quite the devilish, dapper gentleman. I'm an enlightened alpha male who is redpilled. My high intelligence has me euphoric. I can't tolerate ignorance, religion, women who think they can control me with their vaginas. I love My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It's a very thought provoking and intriguing television show. Plus Fluttershy makes my manhood tremble. Now THAT'S a real woman! I'm always in the friend zone, not that I care though because as an alpha MGTOW, I care not for the opinions of women and what they think. . . . . . . . [No, this is not satire]