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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 5:23pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:56am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 5:19pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:09pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 5:43pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 1:22pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 1:59pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 1:51pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:05pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47am

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:26am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:10pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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