Oh, look who’s here! Got rekt in the game, did ya? While you’re busy being bad at gaming, let me introduce you to the Ptarmigan. No, it’s not a new DLC character, it’s a bird. Yep, you heard right. Native to the Arctic and sub-Arctic, these feathered ninjas change their outfits more often than you change tactics—brown in summer, white in winter. Clever, huh? Unlike your strategy, which clearly needs an upgrade.

But wait, there’s more. These birds make some of the most ridiculous sounds you'll ever hear. From clucks and coos to rapid, bubbly calls, it’s like listening to your mom and dad bickering over dinner. Imagine if you could annoy your opponents with bizarre noises instead of just getting owned. So next time you’re raging over a loss, think about the Ptarmigan. If a bird can survive the Arctic by being noisy and invisible, maybe you can survive another round. Or not. Your call.

You can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EXxUa3mUp-s