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6:18 PM - mommy: ended up smelling p gud and it tastes like a bit of popcorn/pear/sweet
6:18 PM - mommy: :d
6:19 PM - mommy: involuntaarily vegan
6:19 PM - mommy: ☹
6:22 PM - mommy: 6:19 PM - mommy: I just said ♥♥♥♥ it
6:19 PM - mommy: before I wanted to die, now I want to die less, that's a net gain
6:35 PM - mommy: now my stomach hurts, SAD
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
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