Recent reviews by The Last Cookie

They've removed roughly half of the content from the game. Just because it's "old" content doesn't mean people won't want to play it. If Bungie truly cared, they would allow you to download the content you wanted to access (e.g. how Halo MCC handles downloading Halo game content).

It's a shame, as I was thinking about getting back into Destiny 2 until I learnt about this.

Best played with friends, though the enemy AI can and will mess you up.

A very solid spiritual successor to SWAT 4.

Have you ever looked at rugby (or American football) and thought it was way too tame? Then Blood Bowl is for you.

The game is set in the Warhammer fantasy universe. If you know anything about Warhammer, you would know it's violent. If someone plays a match and none of the players end up injured or dead, they probably weren't playing it right.

Blood Bowl may look like a sports game, but it is really a game all about risk management. Think XCOM, just with the RNG turned up to 11. All calculations are done with d6 dice, meaning every single dice action has at least a 1 in 6 chance of failure. Therefore taking fewer risks than your opponent gives you a better chance at winning, but never a guaranteed result.

To summarise, I would recommend Blood Bowl if you can handle some games being unwinnable due to bad RNG.

This game is awesome. It's basically a very comedic dating sim that doesn't take itself (or anything) seriously. You don't even need to all own the game, you can just screen share it if need be.

Just grab a few mate, get this game, grab some alcohol (optional) and have a great time.

In this game you get to hang out with some girls in a literature club. It teaches you that not everyone is perfect and sometimes you have to be a bit selfish to get what you want. Be warned though, the feels in this game will probably stab you right in the heart. But Monika will make it all better, don't worry.

Jokes aside, the first hour of this game is boring if you don't enjoy visual novels or dating sims, but after that is when the game really begins to shine. I don't want to spoil very much of this, as the less you know the better the experience this game will bring.

Just trust me.
Just trust Monika.

I still love you Monika <3

NOTE: I finished this game, but played a majority of it offline.


If you think this is your generic RPGMaker horror game, think again. It is not very graphically intensive (usually a must for gore-fest horror games), but it more than makes up for that with a legitamatly interesting story, descriptive gore scenes (how much damage do you think a pair of scissors can do?) and great audio.

The game is split into 5 chapters. In each chapter, you make multiple choices which may effect the outcome of the chapter. There are multiple wrong ends for each chapter and only 1 "bloodcovered" end, which is the correct ending of the chapter. Throughout the game, you will have to solve puzzles to progress. For example, if there is an object at the bottom of a filthy pool, you will have to figure out how to get to that item which could be a key to room that you need to visit in order continue.

My only problem with Corpse Party would be that if you make a wrong choice early on in the chapter, you may not realise the mistake until near the end of the chapter. Chapters can take about 2 hours to complete, so if you don't have a save from before your mistake in one of your 3 save slots, I hope you enjoy replaying the chapter. It is also not always clear what your mistake was. Some say that figuring out where you went wrong is part of the fun, but some of the choices can be as acute as choosing whether or not to read something. If you do get stuck and have no idea what you've done wrong, I would recommend finding a spoiler free walkthrough of that chapter (although I never had to use one).

To conclude, this is an awesome horror game with an interesting story and good audio. If you can put up with its faults, it is an experience you wont regret.

When I first tried Europa Universalis 3, I got bored of the game within an hour. I was considering to get a refund for it, but decided to give it another go. And am I glad I did. This game for me feels like the grand strategy of the Total War seires on steriods. It requires patience, as just going on a massive warmongering spree will just end in half the nations on your continent starting a war with you and you nation being excommunicated. I still have know idea what I'm doing at times as at time of writing, I'm still waiting for Henry V to take the throne (King Henry IV just won't die!).

To cut to the chase, if you don't mind the complete lack of action and are a big fan of strategy, this is a title you should keep an eye on.

On my third run of this game, I thought I had everything figured out. I was making a bit of money on top of paying off my mortgage by transporting goods and people (mainly tourists) around the galaxy. In the middle of a couple of jobs, I landed on a planet in what seemed to be a quiet system with no ships in sight. I checked the job board on this planet hoping to find a small job to complete on the way, but considering my almost full cargo, I wasn't surprised. I then departed from the planet to find myself in the middle of a massive firefight with ships almost 10 times the length of mine. I quickly intitalised the jumpdrive autopilot, praying that I would be able to escape. There was nothing I could do as one of the pirate ships noticed me and fired a couple of missles at me. I was dead in less than 2 seconds after taking off from the planet.
This game is brutal, but I kinda like it. Worth a shot without a doubt.

Bastion is a game with a deep story embeded into it. It takes you on a journey to find fellow survivers, learn their story through items you happen apon and to discover what happened to the world. It has an amazing soundtrack and has a narrator which voices everything to perfection. A great game which everyone should try.

Although being very difficult, Payday: The Heist does a great job at making co-operation an important part of completing a heist. The AI in this game have their ups and downs (like doing suicide runs if someone is downed) but is not a problem as the game is designed for (and in my opinion, more entertaining with) human players. So if you are looking for a co-op game that is fast-paced aswell as being challenging, this game could be for you.