Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
31 of 76 (41%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 10:52am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 2:23am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 7:08am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 4:58am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:33pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:55pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 1:04am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 1:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59pm



Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Poor people go away

A real money man.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!