Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you!
Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from?
Woman on phone: From the waist down!
ㅤ* I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
ㅤ* Descartes walks into a pub. "Would you like a beer sir?" asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, "I think not" and ping! he vanishes.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

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