I remember the first time I met you,
it was in college,
you were slobbin on knobs like no other.
♥♥♥♥, after ♥♥♥♥, after ♥♥♥♥, after ♥♥♥♥.
Belly full of hot man liquid.
I could not believe how much sausage you can fit in your mouth.
Whether its Aisian links, or Itallian Sausage, and even Spicy Mexican Rolls.
I sir, tip my hat off to you.