lets make a deal

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hey there, can you maybe accept the new terms of services on wallpaper engine so i can use the wallpaper you made on my phone? thx

I came from another planet on a secret mission, I heard earth creatures hide strange machines to reproduction between women's legs it's called vagina, show me it right here right now, neither I will declare the war, for the sake of peace in our universe, for saving your planet show me it human, don't forget distany of humanity depends on you.

So you're going by "condie" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

My fetish is standing northeast from a sandwich salesman named maurice who is shouting in Portuguese at no one in particular. Also there are 2 middle aged Greek men, one slightly shorter than the other, discussing the difference between stalactites and stalagmites while one is smoking a thin cigar and one is reading a newspaper. The greek men are 9 and 4/5 nautical feet away from me and no less. The location must also be an 1870s era town after a cholera outbreak. And the mayor must have been recently deceased from unknown causes, unrelated to the cholera outbreak, leaving behind an uncertain future for us all. I must have the knowledge of how the mayor died, but not be able to say, as he died having sex with the town ♥♥♥♥♥, who is no less than 6 foot 3. Her name is also samantha. ♥♥♥♥ samantha btw. Also I must hear a cow moo when nearing climax, and have a Norwegian man caress my chin throughout.