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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45pm

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Your Fate Is Sealed

Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47pm

I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

End 5 Encounters Badly
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Furniture Pervert

Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Fucked A Chair

There's no going back
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2020 @ 9:35pm

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16pm

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Catfished

Discovered the mimic
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2020 @ 9:38pm



Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type

Examination

The Chorus bears witness

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
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