Hey there! I’m Tilly Toast—you know, just your friendly neighborhood piece of toast. People often call me Crunchy King, and I guess I’m okay with that. After all, I do have a bit of a reputation for being golden and crispy.

I’ve only been around for a few minutes (fresh out of the toaster!), but I’ve already got a lot of life experience. I’m light and crispy on the outside, soft and warm on the inside—basically, I’m the perfect balance. I’m the kind of toast you want to see first thing in the morning, ready to make everything better.

I’ve got a good life. My best friends are Butter and Jam, and we’re pretty inseparable. Together, we make mornings feel like they’re off to a good start. Sometimes Eggs and Bacon join the party, and when that happens, it’s like a breakfast celebration.

But, I’m not just about spreading love and butter. I’ve got a few things I enjoy too. I’m into trying out new spreads—anything from sweet strawberry jam to peanut butter, and sometimes even something fancy like avocado. It’s the little things that make life interesting, right? And if you ever need a snack to brighten your day, I’m your go-to. Just toast me, and I’ll be there to add that perfect crunch.

However, I’ll admit—there are a few things that get under my crispy skin. First, I’m not a fan of being left in the toaster for too long. A little char is fine, but I don’t need to be burnt to a crisp. And honestly, using a fork to get me out of the toaster? Please don’t. It’s dangerous, and, well... it’s a little rude. I prefer being handled with care. Also, crumbs everywhere? Ugh, no thanks. I like to keep things tidy, you know?

But in the end, I’m all about making people happy. Whether you like me with a little butter, a lot of jam, or just plain on my own, I’m here for it. No matter the day, I’m always ready to add a bit of warmth and crunch to whatever’s going on.