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Finally, I can atleast simmulate what freedom feels like while living in Commiefornia.

Maybe about two hours long if you are really slow at finding all the endings.
You barely have any control over the story since most of the options are either the same thing or lead to the same dialog.
Emily is boring with no interesting traits other than being an angsty collage student. Everyone else has nothing (other than your character who from the dialog options is assumed to be a total beta).

The ending is supposed to be "realistic" but all of the characters are so borring and get so little development you just don't care.

Gameplay itself was just chosing an option and mashing your keyboard until it typed it out so you could send (which got old quick).

The graphics are badly designed in that they made it pixel art for some reason instead of just trying to imitate XP.

The only "fun" part in this "game" was picking your avatar and name and watching how she reacts.

I don't know if you can even call this a game. I mean, at least in VNs you can have bad endings! If you want a branching story, play a VN or a telltale game. This is a waste of 40 minutes.

I didn't have high hopes for this game, but then I downloaded a mod called LSD and got to shoot cops with a space cannon over drugs. This makes the game the most realistic game in the franchise if you are mexican.

I came up with a new slogan for this game:

100% guaranteed to never make it past the second level.










I guess I had fun tho 8/10

0/10 Dead girl didn't get enough screentime. -Kotaku
NO STARS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWERY GET OUT FILTHY ♥♥♥ GO HOME - IGN

I had "fun" with this game, which confused me since I thought games were supposed to be interactive artistic experiences.