Recent reviews by commonJSON

An absolutely stunning game. The story is great and beautifully written (kudos to Eliza Velasquez and Nightmargin). Also one of the best fourth wall breaking games. 9.5/10, absolutely despised the puzzle with doors towards the end

A true sandbox. Downloaded a few addons off of the workshop and ended up watching an epic battle between Naruto, The Nameless King, cursed Spongebob, SCP, a couple of anime waifus and Chris Brown. 10/10 it's like experiencing a fever dream but in a good way

Amazing game, just amazing. Especially once you get into modding and spend hours upon hours installing 1000 mods and then some more before ultimately the game crashes while booting. Then, you delete all the mods and the game still doesn't run so you have to reinstall and start a new playthrough, and proceed to do the same thing that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the first place. 11/10 would lose my save file again

This game.. There's a lot to it and there's a lot to say about it.. Let me start off by saying that this game is pretty casual, it's not challenging whatsoever, it's almost as easy as Minecraft. But the fact of the matter is that it's super fun! You can play it with KBM (keyboard+mouse) WITHOUT any downloaded fixes that are required in order to make the game playable with KBM. If you have a controller, you can use it. But I'd say stick with KBM. The game itself is really unique, especially the humanity system, basically your character starts off as an undead without his humanity, unfortunately there are absolutely no pros for being an undead, only cons. You can restore your humanity by using an item called 'humanity', by doing so you will open the bridge between you and other players and it is AWESOME! When you become human, NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU. NEVER. Friendly people will ocasionally come to your world, helping you with the game if you're struggling (which would be weird because the game is pretty easy). You can go to other worlds as well! Only as human though.

Now the bosses. Oh, the good old bosses. They're average difficulty I'd say. You don't really need any tactics while fighting against them, they're just very predictable each encounter. Whenever I play this game, I CAN NOT WAIT for another boss battle because they're so relaxing and calming. Then there's this awesome RPG system, I must mention that you can not go wrong with your souls (the game's currency) spending, you can recklessly and without any thinking spend your souls into any stat you desire and it will not affect your game drastically. There's not a lot to choose from, weapon and armor wise. It's just enough to keep the game simple and casual.

If all of that didn't convince you to buy the game I'll list all the things to summarize everything.

Reasons to buy the game:
1. It's really casual.
2. It's not very challenging.
3. You can play this when you're in a bad mood or just feel sad. It will definitely cheer you up!
4. No need to think a lot how to spend your souls (the game's currency).
5. Boss fights are really relaxing and calming!
6. No fixes required to be downloaded in order to play the game using KBM (keyboard+mouse).
7. Controller is optional (not really worth using in my opinion since the game has full KBM support).
8. Everything I said is a load of crap, the game is fk-ing annoying and cancerous, for your first playthrough the bosses are fk-ing impossible and makes you want to slit your damn wrists and choke on your own blood (Bed of Chaos, Artorias etc.) .
9. The euphoric feeling that you get after beating every boss after countless tries and different approaches.. I sh-it you not, it's better than an org-asm. Your heart's racing, body shaking, palms sweaty, knees weak, arm's are heavy, mom's spaghetti.

In all honesty, this game is hard as sh-it, but it's the good kind of sh-it, you should definitely buy this game if you feel like everything you're playing is easy. It will definitely make you rage quit at least 20 times before finishing your first playthrough. I absolutely love it. I recommend you get the game and try for yourself. And if you do, here's the first tip, DON'T SPEND ANY SOULS IN RESISTANCE. And for Christ's sake, use a controller.