Recent reviews by Commodore Ruru

Blocking meta progression behind the Weapon/Class/Biome Mastery runs is a weird decision.

Particularly weird as you don't even need to beat the Mastery run, so why implement them as a speedbump?

Speed freeks iz red.
Deathskulls iz bloo.
We'z gotz lotsa dakka,
For me 'n yoo

And I finks to mahself
Wat a wonderful WAAAGH

Supergiant always brings a well polished, challenging game to the table.

With fantastic art and sound design, Hades is a rogue-like deserving of your attention.

Just try not to think about how all the husbando and waifu gods/goddesses are your relatives.... I SAID DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!

Be the best that you can zomBE!

Nuke some Frakking Toasters! Rewatch the glorious nuking in HD!!! So say we all!

Robocop meets Judge Dredd in the realms of a Hotline Miami slaughterfest game.


Gameplay is satisfying.Jydge loadouts are customizable to allow all manner of indiscriminate justice to be meted out upon techno hooligans. Although most importantly, Jydges have kevlar Court wigs and the weapon has a HAMMER FOR A BARREL (or technically a gavel but shh).

My only complaint is how the missions are "medal" gated. Earning medals unlock weapon upgrades, Body upgrades and aditional missions. This means that progression through the game is tied to grinding old missions until the medals are achieved. Even when you unlock a new level, you weill need to grind out the new medals it has just to get to the next set of medals.

Aside from the medal gating, Jydge is a good game and worth a playthrough when you feel the need to distribute some righteous justice.

Today I saw a mammoth fall from the sky. Today I saw a horse and nobleman rider playing as a pinball upon the rocks of the Reach. Today I saw an evil necromancer summon a zombie chicken to attack me. Today was a good day.

11/10 game for the glitches that make it great

One of the first things I built was a space truck with rocket launchers. It blew up as soon as I pressed fire.

11/10 game