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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
Awful controls, bad graphics, bad acting, sluggish/awkward gameplay, console port, and unusable voice recognition.

Somewhere between trash, garbage, and iwantmylifeback.
Posted 21 January, 2016. Last edited 24 January, 2016.
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7.2 hrs on record
+ Fun gameplay
+ Fun weapons
- Incomprehensible story arc. I only know I'm here to destroy the machines before they destroy me. Beyond that, no idea.
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
+ Fun gameplay
+ Fun weapons
- Incomprehensible story arc. I only know I'm here to destroy the machines before they destroy me. Beyond that, no idea.
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
51.6 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
Really awesome! Having spent 60+ hours in it, it's one of the best games ever. I played JC2 to death, and JC3 delivers...can't wait for the next installment!
Posted 8 January, 2016. Last edited 8 January, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.5 hrs on record
What a stupid and messed up ending. The last 30 seconds literally undoes *EVERYTHING* you spent the entire game accomplishing, and makes the world more depressing than when it started. WTF I'm not buying another Prince of Persia, that's for sure.
Posted 5 January, 2016. Last edited 5 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record
+ Awesome graphics, very beautiful game
~ Gameplay is somewhat interesting, but also is a mashup of things we've already seen
- Really weird story, lame ending.
Posted 29 December, 2015.
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3.3 hrs on record
Wow! Such a great video -- showed a lot about the CIS scene I didn't know. I gained a lot more respect for the VP players, a better understanding of how it felt to play in those TI5 matches and beat Secret, and confirmed how wonderful of a person FNG is.
Posted 26 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I played a TON of Dungeon Defenders 1 back when it came out, so I'm very sad to say this, but after playing a good amount of DD2, I don't like it.

- The amount of mana you get to build stuff and upgrade stuff is really low
- Hero attacks are very weak, and your hero/weapon upgrades come VERY slowly
- The levels are awkward to move around on
- The level designs don't make me feel like there are elegant places to put things

As a result, it feels grindy rather than fun :(
Posted 7 July, 2015.
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3.9 hrs on record
Really fun to spend an hour on -- love that kills don't matter -- style points do! :)
Posted 24 May, 2015.
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0.8 hrs on record
A fun hour to just goof off with :)
Posted 24 May, 2015.
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