me irl

I am the boss at the gym.

I was getting changed when a stranger walks in. He's wearing a jabroni costume, which I find disgusting. I greet him with a friendly phrase and inform him that the club he's looking for is only two doors down. Here comes the shocking part, he insults me and tells me to go defile myself. I'm quite shocked, but, since I have a reputation to uphold, I don't let him intimidate me. Our eyes meet and I know that he won't back down.

This must be solved by a contest of strength.