"Your mother is a trebuchet" Voodookat 2022

"You miss every hook you don't hook" SirViking 2019

Blitz - I dont want powerful vassals
Viking - I wish I had emperors as vassals
James - Let me give this one Queen half my empire

"To the Greek invalid Dionysios, You child of a mangy dog." - Sultan Mukhtar 'the Wise'

"That's deadly for the soul." - An ancient proverb

"By the James!" - BassMC

"That was a trebuchet not a car." - Sam

"A palanquin of supple young boys" - Anonymous Historical Figure

15/12/2019 - Viking folds on a flush after complaining for 5 rounds that he was getting terrible hands

"iuui is uy turtel mn eat pif for nigerian right to be removed into the real world so that they can be equally treated as people and not tobies" - The Big T

01/01/2023 - Viking folds on a full house, a repeat of the 2019 incident