Recent reviews by Coletto

I was depressed, but following this game's advice, I made a trip over to 5 Guys Burgers & Fries and felt much better afterwards. The overflowing cups of seasoned, delicious fries penetrating my every orifice and coming at me from all angles as succulent beef juices covered my body... The thrill of knowing that my boyfriend was at home, completely unaware of my dalliances with 5 different guys at the checkout line, receiving their thick burger patties into my awaiting buns, was enough to send me into ecstasy... The man at the checkout completely slathered my beef with mayonnaise and other strange condiments that you almost couldn't tell there was a burger in there anymore! It was an empowering, remarkablle experience that had me panting and drooling on the floor by the end.

10/10 game would recommend the 5 Guys Burgers & Fries method for anyone trying to cure their depression.