coldbrew
Nathan
Alberta, Canada
I’m a high performance athlete, athletes sweat, sweat baby, kih kih kih, rrrar, sweat sweat, woo woo
I’m a high performance athlete, athletes sweat, sweat baby, kih kih kih, rrrar, sweat sweat, woo woo
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Monarque 13 May, 2022 @ 10:18pm 
Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch.

I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle.

And then imagine ten more.

Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance.

Be on your way then. To the capital.
g` 8 Nov, 2020 @ 10:12pm 
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g` 23 Jun, 2020 @ 11:22pm 
I'm telling you, Nathan is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door
Monarque 19 Oct, 2019 @ 9:42pm 
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Bobert 6 Feb, 2019 @ 9:44pm 
+rep asked a non-blind girl out
g` 11 Feb, 2018 @ 11:09pm 
I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo?