I didn't know where to put this, so here you go.


I was playing on TDM headshot-only community server back in the days where you could have any skin you wanted. But on that server admin had to allow you to use them. There was this admin girl that I used to talk to a lot on teamspeak and after two months she allowed me to use M4 Asiimov. It was great but I really wanted that sweet Howl which was used almost exclusively by admins. About one month later I started to flirt with her a little bit on teamspeak even thought I didn't think it could work since I was a little bit geeky and she seemed quite cool. I never understood why would such girl even talk to guys like me. But she did. I'd say some cringy jokes and compliment her from time to time. One day she asked me where I'm from and it turned out she lives in neighboring country and we're both close to border. I joked that we should meet and she said "why not?" and laughed a little. One thing led to another and soon I was buying train ticket to go see her. I bought her flowers and 10-pack of cigarettes because it's much cheaper in my country. I know she smokes so I thought she's going to love my present. The trip was terrible. It was hot inside with no AC and really slow barbecue our railways are terrible. I had sweat marks under on my armpit so I thought that maybe I should book a night in hostel and just take a shower there before I go see her. After like 7 hours of train ride I came to the border. It took way to long because customs officers were checking everyone's passport. They came to my cabin and it looks like to me that they think I was smuggling something. Probably because I was so sweaty. They checked my luggage and find cigarettes. One of them said "Oh-o, what do we have here?" in really broken English. I said that it's legal to take one pack(of 10 cigarette boxes) per person, which it is, I didn't made it up. He said not to argue with him or I'll get in trouble. I kept quite and they took cigarettes. They probably smoked it themselves. Anyway, I got to her city and didn't really have time to book a hostel so I went straight to her place. She was really nice. Average looking, but better than I could've ever get, tbh. I had a glass of water and told her how hot it was in train so she told me I could use her shower. I never told her about cigarettes. Didn't want to look like a beta who got bullied by customs officers. Later that day we were watching movie and she put her head on my chest. It was the best feeling in my life so far, but not for long because soon things got serious if you know what I mean ;). I don't kiss and tell so let's just leave it at that. Next day I had to go back home because I told my parents I'm staying overnight at my friends' place. Next week I felt something weird on my weewee. Turns out I got HPV. I never joined that server again. She never gave me my Howl.




[6:10 PM]
zzz:
if i take a shot a nano second before being completly still my bullets literally do a 90 degree turn and fly to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moon in another universe
but these guys can somehow full run full spray
land every single bullet
right on my head
its incredible
blows my mind

[6:11 PM]
Colby:
LMFAOOOO

[6:11 PM]
zzz:
like bruh
this dude is bum rushing a main with an m4a4 full running spray lands every shot
like how

[6:12 PM]
Colby:
LMFAO




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