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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am



Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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