+rep super soft hands. It's like I'm being pleasured by the Pillsbury dough boy. Better yet you ever seen that Puss in Boots movie? The cat with the super soft paws? She's like really hot; what's her name? Koochie... Hmm... Oh oh Kitty Softpaws! It's just like that but she is cranking my hog instead of stealing a golden goose egg and she is a man with very well kempt hands and not a cat.

++rep very adorable survivor, bonus rep for the Dale Cooper pfp

+rep cool Alan!! Fun chases <3