You need to stop it with the inappropriate stuff, pal. I've been telling you for years. It makes me uncomfortable and I don't think it's fair how you treat me. I don't want to have to report you, but if the sexual comments continue on my page, you will force my hand.

Buddy, you think you're strong? You're wearing a cape.

I'm in love with your dookie.

I am going to diddle you harder than mankind has ever seen before

If you continue to spam my page I will pursue legal action.

Please refrain from posting inappropriate comments on my page. It is not acceptable.