love you somyei

+rep first time kissing a boy turns out it wasn't as gay as i though it would be

When a woman buys a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun
But when I buy a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed self-lubricating pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream Bluetooth surround sound system, I'm called a pervert.

happy birthday !!

happy easter!!

happy valentines qt