Full Metal Jackass
Hastings, Minnesota, United States
I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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Level
46
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  2
Badges  40
Games  515
Inventory   
Screenshots  981
Reviews  11
Friends  25
123
Charleston
Online
82
firefan1444
Offline
29
Admiral SC
In-Game
METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN
23
THE JONGLER
Online
19
Smegmasaurus
Online
16
AuthenticE-Girl
Offline
Game Collector
515
Games Owned
1,404
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
17
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Game Collector
515
Games Owned
1,404
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
17
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Favorite Game
Fallout: New Vegas
492
Hours played
69
Achievements
Achievement Progress   69 of 75
+64
Screenshots 31
Achievement Showcase
5,437
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Far Cry 5
+ 977
Badge Collector
40
Total Badges Earned
424
Game Cards
Achievement Showcase
5,437
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
25.2 hours past 2 weeks
25 hrs on record
last played on 25 Oct
Battlefield™ 6
Achievement Progress   16 of 54
+11
2 hrs on record
last played on 24 Oct
Wallpaper Engine
Achievement Progress   5 of 17
3.5 hrs on record
last played on 23 Oct
God of War
Achievement Progress   6 of 37
Comments
firefan1444 8 Sep @ 9:27pm 
Call a brotha Lebron the way he be playin wit my balls
MAJOR 16 Jun @ 7:02pm 
SAW A TURD IN GRAND CENTRAL
Dooly Dan 24 Feb @ 8:42am 
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firefan1444 16 Jan @ 8:32am 
My hounds sippin on that cup of lean, i rule the market call me Mr. Codeine
Al_Bi 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
Sip Hound
Al_Bi 2 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
Oil in my cup looks like transmission fluid. Pouring codeine in the back of the buick!