Jack
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Losing my virginity was alot like learning to ride a bike,

My dad was holding me from behind on both occasions.
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cavemaN 11 May, 2020 @ 4:24pm 
I used to play with this guy a lot. Haven't heard from him in a while, I hope he's doing okay +REP
frogboots 4 May, 2017 @ 2:54pm 
get rick rolled noob
frogboots 6 Feb, 2017 @ 2:46pm 
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You have been Rick Rolled.
frogboots 26 Jan, 2017 @ 3:26pm 
>I was only nine years old

>I loved james tedder so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to james every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"james is love", I say, "james is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to james

>I called him a ♥♥♥♥

>He slaps me and sends me to my room

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

>I fell something touch me

>It's james

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my games design course"

>He grabs me with his powerful clammy hands and puts me on my hands and knees
frogboots 20 Apr, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
┈┈┈▕▔▔▔▔▔▏┈┈┈
┈▂▂▂▏▂▂▂▕▂▂▂┈ Remember, pardner,
┈╲▂▂▅▅▅▅▅▂▂╱┈ You can't spell success
┈┈┈╭▋╭╮╭╮▎┈┈┈ without the succ.
┈┈┈┃▍┃▍┃▍▏┈┈┈
┈┈┈╰▏┳▂▏▕┈┈┈┈
┈┈┈┈╲╰━╯╱┈┈┈┈ And it looks like you're
┈┈┈┈▕╲▂╱▏┈┈┈┈ getting neither
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cavemaN 15 Mar, 2016 @ 9:19pm 
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