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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:15am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:16am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 3:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:46am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:29am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:41am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:08am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 5:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:15am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 8:12am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 12:54am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:42am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 9:18am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:43am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:09am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:02am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:05pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:15am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:49am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:02am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:06am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:27am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:23am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 7:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:25am