"I"m the biggest turd of tf2." -Twurtle 2014
"That's the gayest thing I've ever heard, and I heard Osharlock speak." -Raspberry 2014

"He shot my balls off!!" -SpiringBasher 2015
"Kim and his flexible anus." -Bacon 2015
"If BadJacks doesn't get laid now, he's a homosexual" -Basher 2015 on discussing badjacks taking 2 girls to a festival
"Piss on the med for good luck" -Kim 2015
"Just put a cucumber in there and it'll all be fine." -Haku 2015
"I love this app because I can hear Bert less now" -Hydra 2015
"I'm gonna take my pants off, I always play better without pants." -Mac
"Wait, doesn't everyone play without pants??" -Also Mac
"It was hard and it was nice." -Foz 2016

19:51 - UGC haiku ✧: im literally naked and about to eat dinner with family
19:51 - [P-roc] Cmm Bert: you eat dinner naked with your family?
19:51 - UGC haiku ✧: yes
19:51 - UGC haiku ✧: it is the culture here